Exhibit A) Books That No One Will Ever Need
The Complete Introduction to the Royal Wedding (circa 1981)
Featuring 34 full-colour photos of an arranged marriage that would fall apart in less than 10 years!
Sex and the City: The Movie
This is a 160-page movie companion edition with full-colour photos and behind-the-scenes shooting stories from Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall. And it retails from $49.86 to $121.73 on Amazon. I kid you not.
Exhibit B) Books By Authors Who Shouldn't Be Authors
Anything by Dr. Phil
Please stop writing.
While I was taking this picture, I asked my mother about the diet book by Dr. Phil that is currently sitting on her bookshelf.
Her reply: "Yes, it was actually quite good. It was written by a dietician, so it had some great information."
In other words, the best thing about her Dr. Phil book was that it wasn't written by Dr. Phil.
Exhibit C) Best-Selling Books That No One Needs Written by Authors Who Shouldn't Be Authors
Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer and Random Teen Vampire Series by A. Golddigger
Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert and the Fifty Shades series by E. L. James
There were more doubles from these books than any other book in the fiction section.
'nuff said.
Song recommendations of the week: Impossible and Tonight I Have To Leave It by Shout Out Louds - I love listening to their 2007 album Our Ill Wills in the summer, since it's got some great rhythms.
Have a great week!
lol love this post. However, eat pray love was a good movie...actually on my to read list :P... maybe it will turn into one of those books I don't admit I've read (aka Twilight).
ReplyDeleteLOL. Great post. Those Dr. Phil books amuses me. I'm not surprise any of these books are in deserted.
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ReplyDeleteHoney, you should've bought me all those. You know I love my vampire, abusive arranged marriage....with a doctor!!!!
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